Let’s say I eat at least 245 a year. Currently, I’m 17 years of age. So, give or take, that’s around 4165 throughout the course of my life.
But, there was a point where I was a baby, and couldn’t eat cherries. But, this raises another question: do cherry flavored products, and products with extracts and bits of cherry in them count too? So, I would add about 150 to each year, give or take.
So, 150 x 17 = 2550
4165 + 2550 = 6715
But, if you’re adding an innuendo to this, I lost my virginity around `13 or 14.
Let’s go with the lesser, so I don’t miss any.
so, 17 - 13 = 4
Now, I’m not basing the following number on how many times I have sex a year, but on how many times I’ve taken someones virginity and given them oral in the process. Hence “Cherry popping.”
about 12 for each year? Yeah. 48.
So, my grand total is 6763.
Any more stupid questions?